Put the double yellows on the pavement

I know, I know, I know - tonight. Postman Pat has identified a prime bit of Cranfield footpath as his personal parking space. Time for Cranfield to blaze a trail and put the double yellow lines on the pavement.

Not to mention moneygram placard blocking and obstructing the visually impaired.

Quadruple yellow lines

No this is not CBC Highways but enjoy anyway
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-22338210